Category: comics

Take a journey with me down the path of enlightenment. Photo by Ella Olsson on Unsplash Behold! It is I, your cooler, wiser, and therefore obviously vegan co-worker. I am here to assist you in your quest for non-dairy alternatives to your formerly beloved dairy products. Get

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As an even better activist than last year’s teenage Trader Joe’s protestor, I’m here to tell you that the store with employees garbed in the fabric of Hawaii despite currently living in South Pasadena or Spokane and the shelves made of wood even though they are not a tree

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How to torrent safely + free movie torrenting sites. photofunny.net Most people who bother with the matter at all would admit that the English language is in a bad way, like eBay fake AirPods pro, but it is generally assumed that we cannot by conscious action do anything

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The only thing I missed more than being on that set might be my sense of smell and taste. Martin Lopez — Pexels Back in March 2020, when pandemic lockdown began, I would’ve been among the first to say shooting a movie probably wasn’t worth risking more than one or two human

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We can get you back on top as the purveyor of one of the most influential conspiracy theories in the world! Photo by Wesley Tingey on Unsplash Dear Mr. Q, Thank you for your email regarding our services at Pivot Your Life Personal Image Consulting. Our team is well known for

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🎶 It’s the most wonderful tiiiiime of the year… 🎶 Photo credit: Rachel Marsh Girl Scouts are important once a year, and that annual event is here: Samoa season. Though these ambitious young cookie sellers are normally as easy to track down as a yoga pants MLM on Facebook, I

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I met a handsome man named Danny on Plenty of Fish. (Yes, I see the irony.) He had piercing blue eyes, blonde hair, a strong jawline, nice muscles… He was so good-looking I was surprised that we’d matched (I know, shoulda been my first clue). Some of his photos looked like

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The Foam (SUDS): Decadent, extravagant, bubbly. Life of the party. An accomplished host who seeks to delight and please those around them. Often described as fancy and/or “extra.” Values presentation, but rumored to be high maintenance. Loves listening to true grime

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Before you begin For easy identification, spread out all parts until they resemble an airliner crash site. Match with exploded parts list. Extra parts may be included, and essential parts may be missing. This is normal. Step One: Attach nose cone to the onboard electronics

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Those bloody women over 35… They’re all tick-tock, tick-tock. Photo by Rana Sawalha on Unsplash I recently got an unsolicited message on Instagram from a guy who claimed to have matched with me on Hinge in 2019. The DM is longer than a full-screen iPhone 11. A lot of effort

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I cannot emphasize enough how excited I would be to take on this role. Christina Morillo To the hiring team, Thank you so much for the opportunity to apply to be a Junior Administrative Assistant in the Strategic Operations department at your prestigious consulting firm. In

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A new way to test for COVID. “Three Q-Tips” by arbyreed is licensed under CC BY-NC-SA 2.0 (Somewhere in a conference room) Boss: A survey showed us that a lot of people are unwilling to receive regular tests because of the discomfort of a nasal swab. Have we made any

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We’ll figure it out on the way. Illustration by the author Some people believe I chose to do a Scottish accent in the pilot of Lizzie McGuire because of the popularity of the character Shrek. Not true! In fact, Mike Myers once confessed to me while in line for the loo at

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How a standing desk ruined my life. Photo by Cameron Venti on Unsplash Posted by: GeorgeOfTheFungle2000 Review: 2/5 stars I purchased the UPSTAND X20 Standing Desk for my home office last Christmas. Like most other standing desks on the market, this desk has two buttons that

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Two players. Twenty-four pieces. Ages six and up. Photo by Leonard Reese on Unsplash I still remember the first time I saw it. The little circles, the square board… the little circles. That’s right. I’m talking about checkers. The toughest game known to man. And from the

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Let’s make easter sexy. Illustration by Emily Clouse 1. Easter Egg Inn Interior designer Sadie Southampton has never met a room that she couldn’t redecorate! But when her hometown’s century-old bed and breakfast needs to be completely restored in one week for the annual

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These snarky killjoys are about to take a crap on everything you love. Photo by Maria Lysenko on Unsplash So, Millennials, I hear you’re in a feud with Generation Z. You might think as a Gen Xer, I would be enjoying a taste of schadenfreude at your expense right now. I’m

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It’s not too hard to sell a product if you love it yourself. Photo by the author Hi, my name is Dan Munkle, Fireball Whisky’s VP of Marketing. Today I’m going to show you how, with an extremely limited budget, I took Fireball from an unknown brand to the number one

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We’ve got an evening of excruciating excitement lined up! Photo by cottonbro from Pexels Welcome to Game Night! Pull up a chair, we’ve got quite the evening planned. Bathroom is down the hall. You might want to use it before we kick things off. We’re gonna jump right in with

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No justice for me. Image Credit: DC (Fair Use) Growing up, I always knew I wanted to be a big hot-shot movie editor. After all, the editor brings the movie together. Turns all the shit footage they’re given into something that works. An editor is the most important part of

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